I am entering a rally at the end of the year. Together with my friend Jonathan, we are driving a battered old clunker automobile from the UK to Gambia, on Africa's west coast. From there the vehicle gets auctioned off for charity, and then we are making our way across the desert. We only have about 5 weeks for the crossing and so will forgo (for now) the Sudan and Chad. But both of us have always wanted to go to Libya (The Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamhiria--SPLAJ.) The rally is first, south through France, Spain, and Gibralter, to Morocco, down through Western Sahara, Mauretania, Senegal, ending at Banjul, The Gambia. Then somehow getting across the desert and our route of the moment is east through Senegal, Mali, to Southern Algeria, then Libya, and on to Egypt, eventually ending up in Cairo.Libyan visas are supposed to be almost impossible, although theoretical, to get. Algerian ones seem to be the same. Explicit instructions on their web page warn that any mistake will cause your visa to be rejected. All applications must be filled out online, not by hand, in all capital block letters, etc. These are the kind of mistakes the Algerian embassy will not tolerate. So it's a formidable task and I figured there's no better time to start than now, making friends, and learning the lay of the land.
And I have just had a nice experience at the Nepali consulate--so pleasant and friendly--a quick visa, a nice conversation.
So I took my self to the address given for the Libyan Consulate in New York, a 15 floor black edifice, named "Libya House." Acutely aware of the cameras that are assuredly trained on the entry, I walked nonchalently up and found all the doors blocked by potted plants--ficus trees placed in positions to discourage entry. But without a "keep out" sign I was not to be put off. So I went around one and tried the door, and found it locked. I tried to peer inside but the interior was dark. Obviously the place was closed. The lettering over the door was even flaking off.
Just as I began to amble away in disappointment, a smiling yet puzzled looking young man came out through the locked door. "Oh! Hello!" I said, "are you closed?" "Not closed!" he replied. "Ok, good, can I come in?" "Yes, please he answered," motioning me toward the door. But the door was still locked. "The door is closed" he said helpfully. We managed to get back inside and I found my self in a cavernous hallway--a reception area, lined with potted trees and couches, darkened to conserve electricity. A technicolour painting of Colonel Qaddafi on horseback dominated the room.
I walked through a nonworking metal detector and stood in front of a bullet proof reception counter. The smiling man asked what I would like.
"Well, I would like to go to Libya!" I said. "I don't need a visa yet, but would like to talk to someone about whether or not this is possible!" "Oh, this is the UN only, " he smiling man said. "Visas you must get in Washington, at the embassy."
Fair enough.
I returned for another volley.
"That's okay, thank you. I will go to Washington for the visa, certainly, as you say. But is there someone I can talk to about what kind of Arabic phrasebook I should have, whether Moroccan or Egyptain would be more useful?" "And maybe you have some books or pictures I could look at?"
"Oh sorry. You must go to Washington for all questions" replied the smiling man.
"Even for the Arabic questions? Is there no one I can talk to here?"
"You can call our embassy in Washington. This is the UN"
"Yes, the UN," I replied, still thinking I was getting somewhere now, "is there anyone who would talk to me about travel in Libya, where to go, what to do, things to see, anything?"
After all, there are 15 floors of offices above, surely someone would like to sit down and chat about Libya and maybe even drink some tea. And the point now is just to make contacts who will be helpful when the time comes to actually apply for the visa.
I went over and looked at a poster of some spectacular ruins on a spectacular beach, on the Libyan coast.
The smiling man followed me, smiling. We stood in the dark lobby, protected by ranks of potted ficus trees.
"You should call the embassy for all questions. It is in Washington!"
I gave it one more try:
"Ok, I will call the embassy, straight away, that's a great idea! But meanwhile I live here, in New York. Is there a Libyan tourist office here? Or even a Libyan restaurant? Anything Libyan? Anywhere to meet Libyans?"
I could have been talking about venusians. "Wait one minute please" the smiling man disappeared behind the bullet proof counter and wrote something down on a scrap of paper for me. He returned and said "Moroccan."
The Arabic I should research is Moroccan?
He nodded but seemed confused. "Aren't you Libyan?" I asked. He looked astonished and laughed, no of course not. He was Arab though. But didn't know what dialect of Arabic was spoken in Libya.
He handed me the paper.
It read: Libyan Embassy Washington and had a phone number.

I tried Algeria next. Almost directly across the street, the consulate looks like the service entrance to an office building, a small door set in the middle of the featureless bronze front. I pulled it open and tried the buzzer before realizing it was gone and the interior door was ajar.
A smiling gentleman behind the bulletproof glassed-in counter, as usual. This lobby was smaller, the lights were on, and there were photos of Algeria, as well as some maps, on the wall. Again, though, I was the only visitor. "I would like to visit Algeria!" I announced. The smiling man came out from behind the counter, absolutely delighted. I must go to the embassy. That's in Washington.
"Fine," I replied. "I will do that! But in the meantime can I look at some pictures, or something? I would like to go to the south."
"Oh! You will love the desert very much! It is so beautiful!" replied the smiling man, Ali. Together we walked around the lobby, looking at exquisite pictures of Algeria, a country so lovely it makes the heart ache--sparkling white cities, lush pine covered beaches, and the brilliant austerity of the desert. I asked many questions, about independent travel, if we would find transportation, where to go, and quickly realized it's going to take more than this one trip to see Algeria.
We decided I would apply for our visas in early December. I confided the rules posted on the website were a bit intimidating and Ali has promised to help when the time comes.
Credit for the Sahara Photo goes to Guido Aldi. Once can see more astonishing photos of the Sahara as well as other places, at http://www.pbase.com/desertsky/root




